The Wrongness of It All « Thread Started on Nov 12, 2005, 1:21pm »
Hello everyone okay so I thought since I am the mod of this section I should post a fanfiction. Here is a parody I created with Karumichan a while back it's posted on fanfiction.net and got a lot of positive reviews(unfortunatly)
The Wrongness (is that a word) of it All
By: Chibi Pyro Duo and Karumi
Kurama and Hiei are sitting in front of Yusuke’s computer.
“Why did you drag me up here to look at an idiotic machine Kurama?” asked Hiei
“Because, Hiei there is something here that might interest you.”
“What could something humans have done possibly interest me?”
“A demonstration might be in order.” Karuma pulled up our favorite website Fanfiction.net.
“I see no point in this.”
“Patience is a virtue Hiei.” Kurama pulled up the Yu Yu Hakasho section and said, “This is what I wanted to show you. It’s an entire series devoted to our adventures. Apparently they call it Yu Yu Hakasho, I know not the reason they gave it that name.”
“Humph... there is a spy in our ranks.”
“Now Hiei, I might not call it that. I stumbled across this sight a few days ago and decided to do some research on this television series we have become. It seems that this site is not about our adventures, but what our ‘fans’ want in their own stories. Hence the name fan fiction.”
“I see no point in it,” stated Hiei
Kurama said, “There are some interesting stories here. For instance there are some were you kill Kuwabara.”
Hiei pushed Kurama out of the way, “A fairly smart human must have wrote that one. It’s a surprise I haven’t done it yet.”
“So Hiei, do you wish to explore this with me?”
“Why not, I have nothing better to do in this boring world.”
Kurama smiled and typed in comedy for the genre.
Hiei looked at the screen, “Hmm... what is this story untitled?”
“That means the author has not given the story a title.”
“How could a pathetic human not give a story a title? How are we supposed to know what it’s about.”
“You could read the summary.”
“It says “sucks at summary please R&R”. What in the world is this R&R.”
“I suppose it means read and review.”
Hiei said, “What idiotic human would think someone would read that story without any indication of what the stories about!”
“Human’s are strange.”
@ Several Hours Later @
“How can these human’s even think some of this!” yelled Hiei
“Now Hiei calm down,” said Kurama trying to get his partner in crime, not to kill Yusuke’s computer.
“I DO NOT HAVE A SECERET CRUSH ON BOTAN! How can these human’s think this! Kuwabara or Yuskue would be more likely to have a relationship with that blue haired buffoon then I!”
“Now now calm down Hiei, I’m sure if you just calmly try and explain this to the author then.”
“No explaining! I must have revenge!” Hiei started writing a flame review to the author.
Kurama sweatdropped, “Oh dear, that poor misguided author.”
@ downstairs @
“Hey Yusuke, what do you think Hiei and Kurama are up to,” asked Botan, “they’ve been up in your computer room for some time now.”
“How the hell should I know, I’m not their keeper,” said Yusuke who was lounging around on the couch throwing things at a sleeping Kuwabara.
“Yusuke this is your house go check on them.”
“Geez fine.”
Yusuke walked upstairs to go find Kurama and Hiei. When he reached the computer room he found the two demons gapping at his computer.
“Hey guys what’re you up to?” asked Yusuke.
Both quickly turned around Kurama smiled sheepishly and said, “Oh nothing Yusuke absolutely nothing.”
“Can’t a demon read in peace human?!” snapped Hiei
“Feeeh, it’s not like it was my idea to come and get you, Botan was just worried about you both,” growled Yusuke
At Botan’s name both Hiei and Kurama looked at each other and snickered.
Yusuke looked at both of them skeptically “Ok whatever.”
As Yusuke closed the door both Hiei and Kurama burst out in laughter.
Kurama said, “If only poor Yusuke could read this summary. Keiko leaves Yusuke and Yusuke finds love in an unexpected place. With Kuwabara.”
Hiei did something OOC and laughed, “Who would be in love with that baka?”
Kurama snickered, “I do not see how many of these same plot lines get around. Why do I always fall in love with a new classmate.”
Hiei got an annoyed look, “Not just any classmates, their always the ‘new spirit detective’ and are some sort of special human with a tragic past who is stronger than Yusuke, smarter than you Kurama, and tougher than me. Fee like that could happen a mere human surpassing me. What I do not ‘get’ is how I keep getting assigned to protect weak humans and falling in love with them.”
“Some of these authors seem to be misguided in their beliefs of our personalities.”
“What do you expect when you give humans the right to decide our futures.”
“Some humans are exceptional storytellers though. Do you see the detail in this story. And no, how do they say it, out of characterness?”
“Humph.” Hiei clicked on another title, “Kurama what do you think lemon means?”
“It is a human fruit grown in this world why?” responded Kurama.
“This human says this is a lemon story.”
“I do not understand, how can a lemon be in a story?”
They started to read. Kurama and Hiei both got a look of disgust on their faces.
“What despicable human wrote this filth?!” Hiei was about to click out of it when Kurama stopped him.
“Hiei do you realize whom this is about?”
“Do I care?”
“It is about us.”
“WHAT!” bellowed Hiei.
“Apparently there are many stories about you and I together,” stated Kurama as he flipped through several other stories about himself and Hiei.
Hiei looked away with a blue tint to his face, “These humans truly have twisted minds indeed!”
Kurama nodded he was about to click off the story when Kuwabara barged into the room.
“Hey guy wuz up?” Hiei and Kurama covered up the screen, “What are you two hiding?” He stepped a little bit closer to them, “Why are you two so nervous.” A look of understanding came across his face, “Oh I get it you two are looking at porn aren’t you?” Kurama and Hiei both looked at each other and their faces went green. “Come on guys share the wealth!” Kuwabara started going towards the computer.
Kurama put his hands up in defense, “No Kuwabara, we were doing nothing of the sort. Now I must ask that you leave the room both Hiei and I are working on a project.”
“Aw come on Kurama you don’t have to be embarrassed we all do it man,” laughed Kuwabara in his trademark laugh.
“I would not be caught dead looking at your disgusting human females,” growled Hiei.
“Wanna die short man?” said Kuwabara
“Does a death threat cause you to speak to me this way?”
“Please you two calm down. Kuwabara we promise we won’t be to much longer,” said Kurama as he tried to prevent a fight that would blow up Yusuke’s house.
“Humph fine, I see how it is.” Kuwabara left the room.
“What a source of stupidity,” stated Hiei in a monotone voice.
“Now now Hiei, please no more fighting with Kuwabara, what those fan girls write could come true.”
Hiei visibly shuddered, “I have not, nor will I ever fantasize about that BAKA!!”
Kurama sweatdropped, “It’s alright Hiei, I know how you feel.”
Hiei pouted, “I feel the need to kill something.”
Kurama sweatdropped again, “Let us check out these last stories.” He clicked on the link. They read the next couple of chapter and Hiei looked blue in the face.
“Never, never, NEVER have I been so DISGUSTED in my entire life!!” Kurama was slowly backing away, “I will not ever sleep nor lust after Yukina! She’s my sister God damnit! My sister for fire’s sake!”
Kurama patted Hiei on the back, “The logic was not there, I’m sorry.”
Yukina walked into the room, “Hello Hiei, Kurama, you two have been up here for a while, so Botan sent me up here to check on you.”
Hiei rushed up to Yukina and covered her eyes, “Yukina you do not want to be in the room at the moment. You tell the Spirit Detective we’ll be down in a couple of minutes.”
“Ok” said Yukina in a quiet voice as Hiei ushered Yukina out of the room.
Hiei said, “Fox, log of that site so the idiots downstairs will leave us alone.”
“As you wish Hiei, I think we both have been traumatized enough for one day.” Kurama logged off the site and got onto a different program.
“What are you doing now?” asked Hiei as he shut the door.
“I’m erasing the memory from the computer that we’ve been on this site.”
“Good idea.”
After Kurama was done the two walked downstairs.
Yusuke said, “So Kuwabara tells me you two were looking at porn. I didn’t think you two were like that? Come on give it up what was the site!”
Kurama put his hands up in defense and said, “Yusuke, Kuwabara was misinformed we were simply working on a new fighting program for battle strategies.”
“Yeah sure, like Hiei knows how to work a computer,” commented Yusuke
“Imbecile of course I know how to work a computer.”
Gulp, “Hahah okay why don’t we just end the meeting for today,” said Botan wanting to prevent another fight.
“Sounds good to me,” said Kurama politely. A grunt came from Hiei.
Kurama and Hiei left the house.
Yusuke and the rest of the gang ran upstairs. Yusuke checked the computer, “Damn they erased the history.”
“Awww man, those guys suck,” complained Kuwabara.
And so Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Botan continued with their life not knowing that there were many misguided youths on the Internet making unrealistic stories about them.
Hiei and Kurama continued with their days trying to track down the unfortunate souls who would write all of the previous mentioned about them.
The End ^^
AN: Sorry if this offended anyone.(Not really, but I guess I have to say something like that right) Karumi and myself are sick and tired of seeing cliché storylines and trash romances on this website. So she and myself wrote a story about it to do our protesting. (Freedom of speech ::sticks out tongues:: ) But this our final statement (Duo is cuddling Kurama while Karumi is doing the same for Hiei) HIEI AND KURAMA ARE NOT LOVERS END OF DISCUSION!!
Sincerely,
The Master of the Dice and Queen of Ice Lands
Chibi Pyro Duo and Lord Karumi (Do you think they know it’s a circle?)
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Re: The Wrongness of It All « Reply #1 on Nov 13, 2005, 5:42pm »
*dances* And that settles all the misunderstandings. XP Dear god, poor Hiei, I hope he's ok. This is why my Hiei is oc, I can do whatever I want to him. Just leave the real guy alone. T.T
Re: The Wrongness of It All « Reply #2 on Apr 3, 2006, 1:39am »
The ever loving sequel.
Will They Ever Get it Right?
By: Chibi Pyro Duo and Lord Hydro Karumi
When we last left our favorite fox and fire demon they had discovered the website Fanfiction.net. Reading the Yu Yu Hakasho section Kurama and Hiei were both horrified at some of the ideals that people had about them and their fellow cast members.
It was another meeting were the "gang" wasn't doing anything. So Kurama and Hiei decided to check out Fanfiction.net again, and see if the misguided souls of the site were any better than last time.
"Kurama, I was traumatized enough the last time we read all these fictions. How can they possibly get any better?"
"Hiei you must be open to new opportunities."
"Whatever."
Kurama logged onto Fanfiction.net as RoseWhipper245. Hiei looked at Kurama curiously. "My human mother grounded me for being late for curfew. How she knew I will never know."
Hiei hmmed, "I still say that there is a spy in our ranks. It wouldn't surprise me if it were Kuwabara. The stupidity must be an act, no one can really be that stupid."
"You give him far to much credit Hiei."
Hiei lifted an eyebrow, "Was that an insult coming out of the fox's mouth?"
"Call it your bad influence."
Hiei smirked, "So RoseWhipper what has changed since the last time we visited this vile site?"
"Well I have discovered more disturbing and rather unusual rumors. Also some rather distortion to our and our comrades personalities. Some things are predictable, but..."
"Move over Kurama and just let me see." Hiei pushed the red-haired demon out of the way. Kurama sweat dropped at the sight of Hiei so eager to see the site. "Kurama the summary says that it has an OC pairing what's that?"
Kurama pulled up a chair next to Hiei and said, "Well OC means original character. Usually it's a self-insert of one's self in a fan fiction. Most of the time that character is Mary Sue."
Hiei looked at Kurama in confusion.
"Allow me to explain some of the fanfiction "lingo". OC is original character, Mary Sue is a character that has no flaws and usually is tougher, smarter, and more heartless than all of us. Yaoi is a male-male pairing." Hiei turned slightly blue from the mention of this, "If you see a / mark next to two names that means that those two characters are paired together. A SLASH is a same gender pairing, fluffy is a "everything will be alright if we stick together and believe in our hearts" fic. OOC is out of character." Hiei looked confused.
"Kurama I only asked a simply question not the entire fanfiction dictionary. When I ask you a word that's when you give me the definition."
Kurama sighed, "Alright Hiei."
Hiei clicked on a fic, "What's a one-shot. Does it involve a spirit gun?"
"No a one-shot is a one chapter story. They are usually short and sweet."
Hiei continued to read it, "That was well written, it must have gotten admirable reviews."
Kurama said, "Click on the number at the top to see the reviews that it got."
Hiei clicked on the reviews, "Kurama why do all these authors ask the writer to continue with the fic if it was a one-shot?"
"Some authors don't believe in one-shots, they annoy the author and ask them to continue the story even though they are warned."
"All these reviews are the same, "good story please continue." "So cool update soon." That's supposed to encourage someone to write?"
"I suppose so."
Hiei clicked on another fic, "Kurama what is sweet snow?"
"It is an ice-cream in the human world why?"
"In all these fics I'm obsessed with the thing. Hmm... like a mere human invention could obsess my mighty will power."
Kurama sweat dropped, "Hiei, may I inquire as to how you know this when you've only mentioned this once?"
Hiei said, "Who says I've only mentioned it once fox?!" Kurama starred at Hiei, "Ok fine so I have an account also," He logged on as DarkFlammer751, "So why am I always obsessed with sweet snow?"
"I do not now. It is one of those rumors that goes around and no one knows were it originates from. There are many other theories. You are always appearing out of random trees."
"I fall out of a tree once and no one lets me forget it.”
"Also there is something called ruts."
"What in the world is a rut?"
"Well apparently it's when we go all demon during a full moon and need to mate or something of the sort."
Hiei looked disgusted, "I'm a Fire Apparition. I would not mate under a full moon. Maybe an animal spirit like you, but surely not me."
"Believe it." Kurama pulled up several examples.
"Ahhh... how stupid can these human's be?!" He started hitting his head on the desk. Kurama sweatdropped.
Botan popped into the room, "Is everything all right in here it sounds like something is being hurt?"
Hiei glared at Botan with a bandage on his head, "Everything is just fine go bother the Spirit Detective or something."
"Well I never. Humph." Botan closed the door.
Kurama turned to Hiei, "Hiei are you okay. I know some of these terms are new, but why does this come as a shock to you."
"Kurama I've only be reading the stories with terms that I understand."
"So you have been stuck reading the repetitive Mary-Sue, fluffy stories have you not?"
Hiei sighed and nodded his head. He quickly got an evil gleam in his eyes, "Although I've been having extreme pleasure in flaming all of their fanfictions."
Kurama laughed, "Yes so how have you enjoyed the storylines."
"I find them dull and boring. For a while they amused me, until I realized that most of the population did them."
"What is your least favorite storyline."
"It's hard to determine. Reading the story about the new Spirit Detective is getting old. For some reason the story seems to always go the same." He sighed again, "What's your least favorite Kurama."
"It is when we get a new student at school. It often confuses me. Yusuke and Kuwabara go to a different school than I, and you Hiei don't go to school at all. But for some awkward reason we all go to the same school."
"That is ridiculous. You, Kurama are in high school, while the Spirit Detective and the buffoon both are in junior high, and I have no reason to go to school, why would I? I obviously have a higher intellect than any there." He smirked at this declaration.
Kurama once again sweatdropped at Hiei's cockiness. Then he held up a finger and said, "What highly annoys me is when they have all four of us fall in love with the new student. Keiko would most likely murder Yusuke for looking at another girl, Kuwabara is stuck on Yukina," Hiei grumbles at this, "you Hiei would deny all feelings until the bitter end, and I am to involved in my studies to consider a girlfriend at this point. Besides I fear that my life as a demon might hurt a human."
Chibi Pyro Duo and Lord Hyrdo Karumi pop up. Duo says, "We would like to interrupt here for just a second and say what we think Hiei's thought process would be if Hiei was in fact 'in love' with some(If he could feel that emotion.) Here is the resident expert Karumi-chan."
Karumi clears her throat, "Hmm... what is this weird feeling in my stomach. Hmm.. must have eaten some bad food." She smiles, "Or it would be, "Why do I suddenly feel so weird like I'm floating. Oh well, back to killing."
Duo popes up, "Ok that's been our moment." She points a remote at Kurama and Hiei and they continue.
Hiei said, "And do you know what else totally annoys me is when the bad guy wants to fight in a room full of people and then no one remembers anything about it. What's up with that." Hiei shook his head, "What in the hell just happened Kurama?"
"I think that you're experiencing what the authors call out of characterness."
"It will never happen again!"
"You can't really control it man, I mean it can strike at any time." Kurama shook his head. "That can be your example."
"You sounded like the imbecile."
Kurama just shrugged, "About your comment earlier. That also greatly annoys me, humans are not as oblivious as the one in the rooms. I believe that authors get 'caught up in the moment' and do not realize what happened."
Hiei looked over the summaries of several other stories and sighed, "There is nothing to look at." Hiei turned around in his chair, "We should go Fox, before the dunderheads accuse us of looking at porn again. Do that erasing the memory trick and let us be gone."
"Excellent idea Hiei." Kurama erased the memory and the two demons left the room and out of Yusuke's house missing another meeting.
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Yusuke and Kuwabara were at Yusuke's computer. "Ahhhhh they erased the memory again!"
"Man they must be really protective of their porn."
"I vow that I will find out what you two are doing up here!" yelled Yusuke at the wall.
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And so once again Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Botan all go on oblivious about the happenings on the Fanfiction.net world.
And for the final time I shall say Hiei and Kurama sought out the misguided authors and set them straight.
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AN: Ok guys I have to say I wasn't going to write a sequel to The Wrongness of It All until I didn't get any flames.(tear) Come on guys, I know you're out there (searching high and low for the flamers) Ok so I'm not your average author, get over it. So I was going to say the other reason I wrote a sequel was because some authors (glares at all offending authors) don't know the meaning of a one-shot. Which means I will not continue it. Although I was wrong in this case. So there will be NO continuation of this.
Chibi Pyro Duo(were did all the pretty little flames go) and Lord Hydro Karumi (do you think they know it's a circle)
Re: The Wrongness of It All « Reply #4 on Apr 6, 2006, 9:21pm »
it's just you. I know I can't believe how long ago it was when I said, "Do you know what relly bothers me about YYH fanfiction." and we made that list ::sighs:: those were the days. We should do it again one day. ^^ Maybe we could do one to the YGO fanfiction. Or HP. ::hackles rise:: those fics bother me the most.
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